On this blog, I run multiple offers and services that anyone can purchase from me for a small fee. You can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you are looking for more information.
Poetry: Do you need some way to say 'I love you' to someone? Something written for a birthday, or a funeral? Or do you just want something special written? I will write you poetry on demand for any occasion. $20 for 1-20 lines, $25 for thirty or more.
Short stories: Are you looking for a birthday gift? Perhaps a gag gift for someone moving away? I am able to write short stories about whoever you choose, in whatever situation. $30 for 1000 words, $40 for 2000 and upwards.
If you would like these physically mailed to you, I am able to take requests. This will be an extra cost based on how the presentation is laid out, and the postage cost. Email me for more information.
Donations: Like what you read? I would be most grateful for any donations you'd like to send. I'm writing this for you guys.